Come on Steph don't be shy

I'm on a blogging burn right now, and here's one more. I'm trying to shame Steph into writing on here - she's the only one in this office with anything interesting to say as the half-hearted collection of random musings below will testify.

Yet to date she has been remarkbly shy.

COME ON STEPH - YOUR PUBLIC AWAITS!

To help her on her way, I thought it might be helpful to introduce you all to Steph.

Three phrases that describe her are carbon-based, woman and alive.
Three slightly better phrases are american, intelligent and assertive
Three even better phrases are bacon-sandwiches, high-heels and long-lunches

She looks like this...


She sounds like this...


She thinks like this...


OK Steph, right to reply, over you go...